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Campaign Trail: Day 2 and 3 (Summer’s Pad & Luxor aka Summers)
Voters #5-8 and return voter Lizzo…cause she loves my “Dragon” and seems to like to share, which I don’t mind. hahaa
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So I’m back on WordPress for the second time, lol. At least I know I can do quick posts on my Touch (iPhone coming soon) so that’s cool. So yeah, nothing has changed other than the layout, hopefully a new one coming soon. More Foolery coming soon….everything coming soon shit. Re-Welcome to my block, Fooleryboulevard!
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How the fuck do you go from Juno (which was an alright movie) to Jennifer’s Body? Shit makes no god damn sense if you ask me. Yes, Megan Fox is koo (some would say hott) but the bitch (sorry mom) can’t act worth a lick and I wish someone to tell me other wise….I fucking dare you. lol. The film makes no sense, at least from the trailers and I doubt the whole movie will be any better. But I’ll tell you this, I will laugh at anyone I know if they sit through an hour in a half worth of that lip poking thing she does and corny ass lines. If you can do it, god bless, hahaa.
And I swear if this chick ends up playing Catwoman in the next Batman movie, I’m done with movies….for life. I swear to you. lol. Thank you.
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I was going to speak on the whole KanyexTaylor thing but why beat on a dead horse? Plus I went in on that subject on Sunday anyway so just read my past twitter updates and myspace bulletins to get a lil laugh. (http://tinyurl.com/AlrightYepart2) But anyway, I swear blogspot is killin’ me right now. This shit use to be simple as fuck back in the day but now I can’t get the font to stay the same in a post, pictures never line up right…..shit is a holy mess…. wtf? I don’t know if it’s the layout I picked out for the site, blogspot or my dumbass is missing something that would make this shit easier. I’m thinking of switching back to WordPress but I don’t want to give up the layout yet….unless flik wants to hook a nigga up with a free simple joint? Huh? Huh? lol.
Anyways, I’m really not happy with how things are going on here. I would update hella more if I can just get everything running smoothly. I do believe Ima need some help…..fuck. Btw, these Milk Duds are bomb as fuck, it will have to do until Lizzo gives me something better to eat. *wink wink* *nudge nudge*
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The new iPod Nano has video but my new iTouch doesn’t even have a fucking camera, a lonely damn camera. But you can put a video camera in a tiny ass mini me ass’d iPod. You know what Apple, fuck you and your lil Steve Jobs too, I really mean it too. (even tho lowkey I’m buying an iPhone) But still, you’re fucking lame and I highkey hate your guts. lol
Oh yeah, 64GB iTouch now? For $399? Where the fuck was this like 3 months ago? Really Apple, you killin’ me here, god damn.
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About 3 weeks ago I brought what I now call “Black Foolery”, my pet hookah hose. Every since the first day I whipped it out, everyone has been trying to put their lips around my Black Dragon and I really don’t know why. I mean, it’s very big, thick, heavy and won’t fit in most holes (on the hookahs) but they seem to love it. So because I’m well….me, I came up with the idea to get as many people to suck on my Dragon as I can before this year is up. Seems like a strange and fun plan right? So come along with me as my Campaign gets a rollin’. Hahaa.
Campaign Trail: Day 1 (Mirage Cafe & Luxor aka Summers)
My number one “sucker”…I mean voter. *wink*
Voter#2
Voter#3….(no homo)
Voter#4
A slow start I must say but hey, the campaign is just getting started so stay tuned for more stops on the the trail as I try to get more “voter” to Suck My Black Dragon….
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“(AP) Police arrested a suspected car thief they found asleep in the
2001 Oldsmobile he’s accused of stealing. Officers said a 26-year-old man and a
woman were found asleep in the car Thursday about six miles from where it was
stolen.
Both were taken into custody and the man was arrested on
suspicion of grand larceny. It’s not clear if the woman faces charges.
An arrest warrant affidavit said he told officers the car had been
sitting outside a liquor store, unlocked with the keys in the ignition. “
Nothing like falling asleep on the job huh? lol. Fucking dumbass….should of took a nap before stealing said car, fo real. And I’m sure they weren’t black cause if they were, woulda of that bitch home first then take their asses to sleep….most likely after making a few stop on the way.
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This isn’t on some Seth Green, Family Guy shit, it’s for real. Females as young as 16 (with a work permit) can get jobs at a strip club in Rhode Island. Really tho, after all that R. Kelly shit the world pulls some shit like this? I’m a full blooded dude but this shit is so wrong, in so many ways. I mean, yes females body’s now-a-days seem to grow at a crazy rate but at the same time their minds are still that of a youngin’. I can see this going all bad real quick if it hasn’t already. SMH x1000 my friend, SHM.
(click stripper for full story) Will finish thoughts after work.
What the fuck? Senseless x100. I’m not a member of PETA but even I can see how fuck’d up dude was when it came to the elephants. And they (mainly white people, can’t even lie) wonder why animals always turn on them and attack they ass in the end……first thing out their mouths (if they live) is “I don’t understand, they never showed signs” or some bullshit like that. Yeah, there were no signs because you was beating it out of them the whole fucking time. I can go all day about this but I wont.
(Btw, I’ve never been to a circus and after watching that, might be a long while before I do.)
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